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…ur mole sprouted a middle finger that flips the bird to you every time you glance in the mirror?12. Did you use a tanning bed for six minutes before prom, just because everyone else was?13. Is your mole hard on the outside yet chewy on the inside, similar to a New York City bagel? 14…
Jocelyn Jane Cox
Julie Vick
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