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Babies Don't Make Small Talk: The Introvert's Guide to Surviving Parenthood

Babies Don't Make Small Talk: The Introvert's Guide to Surviving Parenthood

A humorous advice book for introverted parents focused on the years from pregnancy through preschool.

2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

Welcome to RuinedGoods, the Home Furnishings Store for Parents Who Can’t Have Nice Things

Do you have furniture you can no longer bear to look at? You’ve come to the right place.

Jan 23, 2023

Welcome to RuinedGoods, the Home Furnishings Store for Parents Who Can’t Have Nice Things

Jan 23, 2023

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The Writing Cooperative

20 Markets That Publish Humor Writing

Places to send your funny stuff.

Apr 4, 2019

20 Markets That Publish Humor Writing

Apr 4, 2019

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The Belladonna Comedy

Before I Agree to Attend This Concert, How Much Sitting Will There Be?

And what are the odds it might be over by 9 PM?

Jun 26

Crowd of people at an outdoor concert with hands raised and cheering.

Jun 26

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The Parenting Portal

Summer Reading Programs Aren’t Just for Kids

Because parents could use some prizes too

May 15

Sunglasses sitting on a stack of three books on a table with a beach in the background.

May 15

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

15 Ways You Might End Up in a Naked Survival Scenario

Be careful where you go without clothing.

Mar 7

Man without a shirt on whos back is to the camera is hiking toward a waterfall. Thought bubble says, “The *one* time I forget to wear clothes ona. hike and this happens.

Mar 7

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

A Preschooler’s Very Specific Recipe for Making Hot Chocolate

It’s going to take time to get the temperature just right

Jan 9

Directions to put marshmallow into hot chocolate

Jan 9

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Frazzled

December Horoscopes for Parents

The stars foretell that you may not cherish every moment of the month

Dec 2, 2024

Photo of the Northern Lights over a snowy landscape.

Dec 2, 2024

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Your Black Cat’s Terms for Agreeing to Participate in Halloween

No, you can not take a picture of me in a pumpkin

Oct 30, 2024

Cat in a toy cauldron holding a contract.

Oct 30, 2024

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Frazzled

Some of My Olympics-Related Internet Searches

Is it too late for me or my kid to become an Olympian?

Aug 10, 2024

Image of a horse and rider in a equestrian competition.

Aug 10, 2024

My 2021 Writing Year Wrapped

It’s like Spotify wrapped, but with less music

Dec 23, 2021

My 2021 Writing Year Wrapped

Dec 23, 2021

Julie Vick

Julie Vick

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Humor writer and snack-getter. Newsletter with funny stuff and writing tips at: https://julievick.substack.com/

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